school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
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Kerry Washington being amazing as always.
Understand colorblinders out there. Please get it.
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
Me, every night.
I don’t know about you
but I’m feeling
MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
This is why you don’t Harlem Shake.
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
And in a totally coincidental but unrelated post to
Lightning Girl, here is Water Girl and Fire Girl!
Lightning Girl, Water girl and Fire Girl better watch out for Rubber Boy, Cesium Blaster and The Human Extinguisher.
I so love this blog.
My mating call.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem